Randomly funny

Riley brought me her poor decapitated Ken doll and asked me if I could fix it.  I told her I would try.  She said "Good. He needs plastic surgery."

Topher climbed up next to me today and wanted to look in my mouth.  He rolled my head all around looking in my mouth from different angles.  He put his eye right up to my mouth and said "Nemo?!  Where's Nemo?" 

Megan was at the ER Saturday with a migraine.  She's a big baby when it comes to shots.  The nurse came in with two shots for her.  The nurse asks "are you allergic to anything?"  Megan replies "Needles."